I want to insert my favorite pirate pickup lines:
- I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!
- Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? ‘Cause it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!
- Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
I never really thought that pirate pickups lines would be applicable, but if a girl has the skull and cross bones covering her, I think they are fair game. I love bad pickup lines!
I would hit this so hard from behind. At the same time it almost seems like a waste, Kate is beautiful, and has incredible tits,so why would you want to go behind, I would want to see the front! Maybe we would just have to go multiple rounds so I could have her from every different direction. Yeah that sounds like a great idea.
I wish I could explain what my deal with redheads is. It’s almost like they are forbidden fruit for me. I like the fair skin, almost pail look. This is really opposite to my normal preference, I like tan bodies usually, not baked, just tanned like they have been outside. I actually hate the fake bake look, it turns a girls skin orange. Maybe that is why I like the ginger girls, they can’t fake bake, they would just burn!
Probably the only thing I miss about college is the girls. We used to have some incredible parties where you would see the sorority girls dressed up like this, and it only took a few drinks before they would start to let their inner freaks out and the clothes would come off. I spent almost all of my time in a computer lab, but my best friends knew how to throw a party. Busty college coeds were the highlight of college. I miss seeing a fresh natural pair of big tits getting brought out for me to do a shot from in between.
God bless the man who invented the push up bra! And yes I know it was a man, what woman would invent something that would smash her boobs together and towards her face? It makes flat girls busty, and busty girls look like porn stars. Even girls with fake boobs still benefit from the push up bra! The only down side is, the rack is never quite as impressive when the bra is gone, but it does an incredible job until you get her naked, and then who cares! Leah looks so good when she gets naked, I don’t care how much the bra is doing, most of the hotness is her!